It has come to my attention that hardly anyone knows how to crochet a heart. So I decided to write down a small heart pattern I use for . . . Well, you’ll find out in a few days. You’ll … Continue reading
I AM SO SORRY! This post is late. I have reasons, but let’s just say . . . I hate school. But anyway, a knit fun fur pillow. Enjoy! You’ll need fun fur (duh. That’s the point.) a nice color … Continue reading
I have, once again, posted this late. I should just write these the day before and schedule them, shouldn’t I? Well, anyway, today we are . . . Oh yeah, we’re making a bag! My aunt saw the granny square … Continue reading
SORRY this post is a bit late. Crochet octopus today. You’ll need G hook yarn worthy of an octopus stuffing a stitch marker (place at the end of every round) (this is not crocheted in joined rounds, they’re continuous rounds) … Continue reading
Unusual subject, but yes, I will be showing you how to blackmail your siblings. Today the actual blackmail is a picture of my little brother. Wearing a pink dress, bonnet, and holding one of those huge lollipops they sell at … Continue reading
I wanted to post this for 3 reasons. I owe an Italian nun a beanie. (it’s true!) My pattern is a Japanese one and has been written on so many times that I thought I should just type it out. … Continue reading
Tater tots. The pattern I made up failed, so I provide you with a link instead. Since I was so lazy. I APOLOGIZE. *grovels at feet* FORGIVE MEEE. BTW, her tater tots are the epitome of cuteness. Click for tater … Continue reading
A gumdrop bunny is basically a gumdrop shaped thing with bunny ears. Like this. It’s basically a gumdrop with ears. Feel free to adapt this pattern! I’d love it if you sent me a link to your adaptations. You’ll need … Continue reading
LATE POST! Sorry, I didn’t schedule this post for yesterday, I forgot to. SORRY SORRY SORRY. *grovels at readers’ feet* I AM NOT WORTHY. Anyway, scarves. Yep. In my defense, I was bored, my inspiration has been kidnapped, my dad … Continue reading
Yep. You heard me. A scribble drawing. Anyway, on with the tutorial! You’ll need paper a pencil either sharpened color pencils or fine-tip markers First draw random scribbles on the paper. Have some lines cross others. I like to use … Continue reading
Feel free to hypnotize/fling the penguins around.
