Awesome Things Part 2

Welcome to Hogwarts. Now, in a few moments you will pass through these doors and join your classmates, but before you take your seats, you must be sorted into your houses. They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Now while you’re here, your house will be like your family. Your triumphs will earn you points. Any rule breaking, and–Oops. Wrong blog. Ahem.

Welcome, readers, to the Awesome Things part 2 post! In this post, you will find extraordinary things, things that boggle the mind, and best of all, CAKE. No cake.

Let’s start off with this.

Many people would agree that there are two sides to Tumblr: The hipsters and the fandoms. As you can probably tell, the left side of this picture represents the hipsters, and the right side represents the fandoms.

In the hipster side, you can see ‘tells’ of the average hipster blogger; Starbucks, nail polish, sunlight, ombre, and fairy lights. In the fandom side, you can see the average fangirl/fanboy ‘tells’; Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Avengers paraphernalia. The famous (or infamous, depending on who you ask) Twilight is not represented in this part because everyone on Tumblr abhors Twilight. If you click on the picture, you will be linked to a short story about these two sides of Tumblr. Or you could click here.

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Now on to the next thing. Above are two pictures of different women playing Wonder Woman. One is a promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman. The other is a promo shot for a porno parody of Wonder Woman. Which one is the porno costume and which one is the NBC’s costume? The answer may surprise you.

The picture on the right is the one for the porn. *facepalm*

It is a sad, sad day when the promotion for a porn film parody looks better than the real thing. The porno outfit not only looks better and prettier, the model’s chest isn’t falling out of the chestpiece. The model also has better muscles, a better fitting skin tone, and good makeup. And, here’s the best/worst part: the porno does not look any more sexualized than it should be. If these were both promo shots for two different movies featuring Wonder Woman, I would watch the movie with the promo shot on the right.

I mean really. The actual movie’s costume looks like a fricking Halloween cheapo outfit. UGH.

Also the porno model has bigger arm cuffs. Bigger arm cuffs = better equipped to kick your arse.

Moving on.

Isn’t this pretty?! Want to know how they do it?

With this. You float the Ripple Vase on water and place a flower in it. Yep. Source is here.

And guess what’s the best? Today’s my dad’s birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY! Yes, the father of Koko, Emkho, Fexnox, and the idjit-of-a-brother is turning–actually, my mom says it would be too embarrassing for me to reveal his age. Heh-heh. So you guys get cake! Not literally though. I haven’t figured out how to mail a cake yet and have it arrive unsmushed. However, this person has! Well, sort of. Her cake is actually a painted, caulked sponge. It’s cool, though. You should go see.

But yes. Cake.

from @SilentBug0208 on Deviantart

from @SilentBug0208 on Deviantart

I think you guys knew I was going to pull something like this. TARDIS!

About Danny

I blog about whatever's on my mind. Usually that's stuff like Harry Potter metaposts, writing, and LGBTQ+ topics.
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