Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts, teach us something please…

…Whether we be old and bald

Or young with scabby knees!

Our heads could do with filling

With interesting stuff,

For now they’re bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff!

So teach us things worth knowing,

Remember what we’ve forgot

blah blah blah something something something I don’t really know the lyrics to this song…

Beauxbaton’s entrance was pretty nice, but in the books Beauxbatons was co-ed. Imagine boys doing the ballet-sparkly-girly routine.

Durmstrang’s performance was just bad-assery, right? And if they had made Durmstrang co-ed like in canon, the Durmstrang girls would look so awesome during the performance.

And then there’s Hogwarts. *sigh* Dumbledore, could you pick something other than the school song next time? You wanted to entertain your guests in the best way possible, right? Just turn the project over to Fred and George. They’d come up with something awesome. Like those fireworks. Remember this?

They were so awesome.


So this post is a filler, I guess. I’ll be back tomorrow with some nice, horrifyingly creepy short stories for you.

About Danny

I blog about whatever's on my mind. Usually that's stuff like Harry Potter metaposts, writing, and LGBTQ+ topics.
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