I was too lazy (and hungry) to write up a crochet pattern for you all, so I decided to post my favorite grilled cheese recipe!
- two pieces of bread
- two slices of cheese
- a toaster
- a mouth
- pickles (or not if you don’t like them)
First, turn the toaster sideways.
Then pop the bread in and press the lever. If your toaster is like mine, it will have a tendency to fling the hot toasted slices four feet across the room when they’re done, right onto your tummy. Never again will I wear a bikini when cooking this, even if I just need a quick snack for the pool.
But yeah. When they’re done, carefully try to block the flying food with a plate. And by carefully I mean very carefully.
Then add any extras (I like pickles) and eat. This is where the mouth comes into play. NOM NOM NOM. It’s good with a frozen lemonade popsicle and a can of Coke.
And now I’m hungry. *runs off to make some food*